Never Make A Woman Angry…

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven..

While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her,

she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table.

Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people

she had loved and who had died before her.

They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello – How are you!

We’ve been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,

"This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman

and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I’m surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.

"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.

And then I won the multi-state lottery.

I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.

And my wife and I traveled all around the world.

We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.

I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", she replied.

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . . . there will be Hell to pay! 

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The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease :

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).

Now you’ve learned a new word! ^___^ Happy Weekend~!!!☼☼

When cheering goes wild, it can be Funny ^q^ !!!

I laughed a lot when I saw this video aired over the morning news……………

~Full Video Clip Here~

..and this is just when Venus Raj was called to join the Top 15, Imagine what would be their reaction if she won?!! >.<

Sun is up! ^q^ Have a fun fun Friday everyone~!!

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~Sunday Cuteness ^^ ♥

It's a beautiful Sunny, Sunny, Sunday morning ^q^ and I would like to share some of these cute~ness that i had really enjoyed♥~And maybe, i am still a bit of like this cute♥puppy below…..



And Since FIFA has already started, I wonder if Dogs joined, too!^^

Or maybe joined Frisbee?


Some would just want to Kiss♥♥♥?

Some trying to be CooL, catching some Air!

ahhhh~ And here's Inspector Catdget~!


And, please Hang in there!


And some fur~ball wanna join this post, like he feels he belong? though i dunno where is exactly his face ^q^

And to end this so much cute♥ness post is this cute Akita asleep under a Bonsai~!!! ^q^

I may would want to go back Zzzzzz watching it, so cute^^

☼☼☼~And wishing u all a most fun~filled Sunday~!!!
☼☼☼

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Feed Me! If You Dare!

First impression would be…………………………….**PIGGY!!!!** ^^

史瑞克快乐4神仙 Shrek Forever After 、《史莱克》系列的最终篇,也是该系列中首次以3D制作呈现的影片,原班人马重出江湖。在另一个童话世界里,「远的要命王国」不存在,史瑞克和心爱的费欧娜公主也不曾相遇…。♥

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~Babysitting a Doll♥~

My friend arrived from other city came here and told me he'll leave his baby w/ me to take care of for a while….. Amazed and wondered since when did he became a *dad*…still, so excited as i really love babies♥… only to find out when he grabbed this doll from his bag :))))))

Up~close…………


But we did took care of it hehehehe ^q^ But since it's breakable, we just put it somewhere safer..One more thing, i wonder why this doll won't close his mouth @.@ Maybe he wants to be fed all the time!
^_~

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