Never Make A Woman Angry…

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven..

While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her,

she peeked through the gates.

She saw a beautiful banquet table.

Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people

she had loved and who had died before her.

They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello – How are you!

We’ve been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,

"This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman

and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I’m surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.

"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.

And then I won the multi-state lottery.

I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.

And my wife and I traveled all around the world.

We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.

I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", she replied.

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . . . there will be Hell to pay! 

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The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease :

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).

Now you’ve learned a new word! ^___^ Happy Weekend~!!!☼☼

Family Day♥

I had the entire day spent w/ my family (well except for my younger bro who was left to take care of the store and my younger sis who’s on her Summer Classes).  I was too lazy to take pictures as  was really feeling so tired, but my bro was taking pix so hopefully I can grab some soon, when they are not busy anymore.. ^.^ We had a heavy lunch and had my fave♥ Halo~Halo!

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And my niece, Zaki trying to take us a photo w/ my bro 😛

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生日快樂 Shiela~!!!

Last night was my staff’s birthday and I’m so glad she liked the *My Melody* stuffed toy I gave her and of course, the Mocha Cake rolls! We also had dinner along w/ defiant and miming, then had some Double Dutch & Almond Choco Fudge Ice Cream! 🙂

March 14, 2011

Never in my life that I missed to have a cake for my birthday ( that includes candles! Yes, I still blow candles up to now) cause’ a birthday is not a birthday w/out it :P. So I tried to make sure that the people dearest to me can also have that same happiness that I felt every birthday – which is really a most special day in a person’s life ^.^

It’s a beautiful day today, weather’s good and it’s warm & windy~☼